We have a few more weeks of skiing, but the reality has hit me: we are on the cusp of mud season in the mountains of Colorado. It’s almost that time of year when everything is brown. Everything is dirty. And then, when it snows or rains, everything is muddy. Some people view this season with affection, because it means the glorious summer isn’t too too far away. Most people think of it as the time to leave for a nice beach somewhere for a month or two. We are stuck here, save for a few days on a nice beach somewhere in Southern Florida in April. (Thanks, Mom and Dad!)
Around the country, people jump into Spring with gusto, cleaning, airing out, getting some sunshine. At my house, I turn into a lump of inactivity as I adopt a new mantra: Oooohhhmmmm … Why Bother … Oooohhhmmmm … Why Bother …
I take the dogs for a walk and they come home muddy messes. I give them baths. I take the dogs for a walk and they come home muddy messes: bath. Walk, mud, bath, repeat. Walk, mud, bath, repeat. The next time I start to run the bath water, the mantra kicks in: Why bother? The next time the dogs want to go for a walk: Why bother … Oooohhhmmmm.
And so it goes. The floor is dirty and muddy. Sweep the floor, clean the floor, rinse and repeat. Why bother? The cat and dog are shedding horribly. Vacuum the couch, vacuum the rugs, wash the blankets to get the hair off and the next day everything is covered in dog and cat hair … rinse and repeat. Oooohhhmmm … Why Bother … Oooohhhmmm … Why bother …
Yes, I know. This is not a healthy way to go through life. Time to eat? Why bother, I’ll just be hungry again soon. Time to brush my teeth? Why bother… And so on and so forth. But for the next month or two, until it becomes gorgeously wonderful around here once again and the grass grows, the flowers bloom and winter’s gravel gets swept off the sides of the roads so that I can safely ride my road bike, the poor dogs may be going on fewer walks and the couch may be more covered in pet hair than usual. Please don’t mind me. I am in Why Bother Season.